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Pig At The Casino
Why did the pig go to the casino ?
→ To play the slop machine !
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Why did the pig go to the casino ?
→ To play the slop machine !
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
→ A piiig
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aaron
- Aaron who?
- Aaron the barber's floor!
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
→ A URLologist.
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?
→ Because the batteries died.
What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ?
→ Bee-thoven !
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
→ He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
What's the biggest pencil in the World?
→ Pennsylvania!
Why was the belt arrested?
→ Because it held up a pair of pants!