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What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
→ Damn

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.
→ Fasten your sheet belt.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.

- Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

- Are you choking?

- No, I really did!

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
→ A very witch person.

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
→ A mousetache.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
→ He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?
→ By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What's coming but never comes?
→ Tomorrow!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!