Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you catch when you go ice fishing?
→ A cold

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
→ Barney in an elevator.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
→ Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
→ Big holes all over Australia!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
→ Ground beef.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
→ A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?
→ Afresh air freak.

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Ketchup.

- Ketchup who?

- Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
→ Unhoppy!!

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
→ So the other one could drive.