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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts too

- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

- Ghost: Why don't you take a train?

- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
→ Because she was a plant eater!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
→ He braces himself

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.