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Which painter always had a very bad cold?
→ Vincent Van Cough

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
→ Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
→ A dinosnore!

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
→ Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What is a drill team?
→ A group of dentists who work together.

What does the dentist of the year get?
→ A little plaque.