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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
→ Tea Rex?

Why do bees have sticky hair?
→ Beacuse of the honey combs!

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
→ Don't look I'm changing!!

- Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

- Ghost: Why don't you take a train.

- Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

What does a snowman eat for dinner?
→ Ice-burgers.

Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
→ Because he wanted frozen pop!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
→ A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire?
→ A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?
→ Vincent Van Cough