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Dinosaur in a Tree
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
→ To get in his nest.
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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
→ To get in his nest.
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.
What is a dentist's office?
→ A filling station.
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
→ To carry his library card.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops
What did the jack say to the car?
→ "Can I give you a lift?"
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
→ Because people are dying to get in.
What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.