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What's worse than raining buckets?
→ Hailing taxis!

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
→ Icebergers!

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
→ Because he is boring.

A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!
The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

What is an archaeologist?
→ Someone who's career is in ruins!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!