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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
→ Look for gray hares.

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
→ Because there were so many knights!

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
→ Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

How does a lobster answer the phone?
→ Shello?

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds?
→ Icerbergers with chilli sauce!

What do you call two spiders who just got married?
→ Newlywebs.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
→ A hum dinger!

What's a bees favourite novel?
→ The Great Gats-bee!