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Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
→ Bugs Bunny.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?
→ A fumble bee!

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
→ Bugs Bunny!

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
→ Tell him a joke when he's a baby!

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
→ To wrap itself in toilet paper!

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But... I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
→ A monster with an all-over perm.