Clean Jokes — most viewed jokes

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
→ A bee in a submarine!

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.

How can you avoid falling hair?
→ Get out of the way.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
→ Paul, stop monkeying around!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?
→ So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you call a mobile home for rabbits?
→ Wheelburrows!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
→ Because we weren't listening the first time!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
→ Rub it, rub it, rub it.