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What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
→ Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

- First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?

- Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
→ Show me your mussels.

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose!" he replied

How do you make a Gorilla float?
→ Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

When do ghosts usually appear?
→ Just before someone screams.

What did one ghost say to another?
→ I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.

What letter is like a vegetable?
→ The letter P.