Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?
→ She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.
So she began to write a note: "I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the tree in the park.
Signed
Blonde."
She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag was 10,000$.
But there was a note inside saying: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
→ Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
→ Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.