Blonde Jackpot

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes.

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ?? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.