Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
→ One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
→ When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

- My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.

- You should diet.

- Really? What color?

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
→ Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.