Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
→ A labrador.
→ An indicator of a really bad hangover.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proof reading.

What's a blonde's favorite color?
→ A light shade of clear.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
→ It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
→ She missed the Earth!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
→ To catch everything that goes over their heads

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
→ She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.