Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.

They each brought one item for survival.

The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst."

The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunette replied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger."

The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked, "Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot."

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
→ Siamese twins.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
→ Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
→ She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.

"Where have you been?" asked the man.

"I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"

- Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

- I don't know. Why?

- It was easier to spell.

- Easier than what?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.