Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
→ Divorcee.

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
→ He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
→ The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
→ An air bag.