Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
→ Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
→ An interpreter.

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

- Doctor: What was your dream about?

- Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

- Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?

- Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

- Doctor: Then what happened?

- Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

- Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

- Blonde: Yes it did.

- Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

- Blonde: It said "Pull"

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
→ It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"