Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
→ You slap him and he slaps you back!

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.

- Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?

- How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?
→ He died in agony!

Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees?

The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
→ Russell!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
→ A palmatian!

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
→ He was colour-blind.