Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
→ The corniest ones.

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
→ Russell!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
→ An umbrellaphant!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua?
→ It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

Which dog can tell time?
→ A watchdog.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
→ Two dogs howling at the moon.