Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
→ Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
→ Chick to chick!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
→ "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
→ A merry Christmas to ewe

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?
→ Moo moos

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."

What duo were famous for stealing horses?
→ Bonnie and Clydesdale!