Pooh and Piglet

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.

- Give me some roll, Winnie!

- It's not a roll, it's a bun.

- Give me some bun, Winnie!

- It's not a bun, it's a bap.

- Give me some bap, Winnie!

- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!