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Birdwatching by Jack Daw
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Birdwatching by Jack Daw
Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling.
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose!
What did the snake say to the cornered rat?
→ Hiss is the end of the line for you!
How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
→ He built hotels on Pork Place.
Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
→ Because it got too heavy to carry.
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?
→ It bucked!
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
→ Bamboo.