Yo Mama Jokes — best jokes

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:

• she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
• when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
• she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
• her favorite dress is a tent
• she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
• she has to iron her pants on the driveway
• she needs a building permit for her girdle
• she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
• she puts on tampons with a bazooka
• she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
• she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
• she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out
• she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
• she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
• when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
• the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to step out of the way

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "I got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out