Yo Mama Jokes — best jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!