Political Jokes — best jokes

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
→ One of them is organized.

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
→ For spare parts.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
→ There is writing on the White-out.

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!"

One of the other boys said, "Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!"

The last boy said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!"

Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
→ Put Janet Reno in charge.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
→ No fee--If No Recovery!

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?
→ His heart stops bleeding.

How does Al Gore spell potato?
→ T-A-T-E-R.

What is the basement where White House staffers work called?
→ The whine cellar.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
→ He's the stiff one.