Political Jokes — best jokes

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
→ Grade six.

If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?
→ Coffee.

You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
→ They get elected.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
→ The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
→ Depends on how many were photographed.

Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
→ They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
→ The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
→ They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
→ A puppy stops whining after it grows up.