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Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and shat on the carpet."
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
→ You molest them!.
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever. When he got a little closer, he saw that the kid was holding a rope which is tied to the dog's testicles, which may explain why the dog is walking so slowly. Going up to the kid, he said,"That's a nice fire engine you got there, but I bet it would go faster if you have the rope around the dog's neck." "Yeah," the kid replied.
"But I wouldn't have a siren."
Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.
Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
→ Two 5 year olds.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
→ The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be: Anna Nicole Smith.
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
→ Flatman and Ribbon.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
→ They both live off dead Beatles.
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
→ Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
