Dad's Job

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.

Little Mary says:

- My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.

Little Jack says:

- My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.

Teacher says:

- Johnny, what does your Dad do ?

Johnny says:

- My Dad is dead.

- I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?

- He turned blue and shat on the carpet.