Ouch — best jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
→ Carry loaded weapons.

Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
→ What for? He can't see my license plate.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
→ He wanted a balanced meal.

- First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"

- Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

- First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our hut tonight.

- Second cannibal: What are you having?

- First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
→ He went down really well!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
→ Because they're headcases!

What happened to the cannibal lion?
→ He had to swallow his pride!

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
→ Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!