Ouch — best jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
→ He said, ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!''

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
→ He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
→ He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
→ He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
→ He was on a diet!

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
→ Vitamin bills!

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
→ Because he's always coming back!

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
→ He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Weedie Bix!!