Medicine — best jokes

- What sort of an act do you do?

- I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.

- Anything else?

- Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

- Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?

- Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
→ Your teeth.

Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?
→ Because it goes right out of your head.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
→ To prevent bat breath.

What did one tooth say to the other?
→ Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
→ He ate the dentist.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
→ Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
→ An ailin' alien.