Medicine — best jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?
→ He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
→ Coffin medicine.

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient.

"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist.

"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.

"And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.

"Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

- Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold.

- Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

- Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!

- Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!

Why are false teeth like stars?
→ Because they come out at night.

What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
→ Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

- Willie: I have an awful toothache.

- Tommie: I'd have it taken out if it was mine.

- Willie: Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.