Medicine — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit

- Will you get out of my hair!

- Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality

- Well, you'd better both sit down then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

- Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

- But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

- Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.

- You're too tents.

- Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

- Next please!

- You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

- That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

- You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.

- That's because you've got your hand on my watch!

- Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

- Well tell her to come in

- I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!

- Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?

- Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

- Necks please!