Medicine — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?

- Saw the legs off of your bed!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.

- Are you stringing me along!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog

- Your just playing too much croquet!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.

- How long have you felt like this?

- Ever since I was a puppy!

- Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places

- Well don't go back there again then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold

- Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder

- Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!

- Just simmer down!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

- Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

- We must get to the core of this!