Medicine — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

- Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

- Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?

- Absolutely nothing!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.

- I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.

- I see your point!

- Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

- Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

- Sit!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

- Get out of the way, your in my light!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

- Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.

- Please sit on the couch.

- Which one!

- Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in

- What about a matchbox!