Language Jokes — best jokes

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!

What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!

What do you use to cut the ocean?
→ A seasaw

There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she was not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at one time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so instead soft, plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best seat where EVERYONE can see you!

How is a bell obedient?
→ It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

How much is 5Q and 5Q?
→ 10Q. "You're welcome."

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!

Why did the Gorilla fail English?
→ He had little Ape-titude!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!