Language Jokes — best jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amy

- Amy who?

- Amy for the top!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amour

- Amour who?

- Amour you eat, the more you want!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amsterdam

- Amsterdam who?

- Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amos

- Amos who?

- Amos-quito!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amory

- Amory who?

- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ammonia

- Ammonia who?

- Ammonia a poor little sparrow!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ammon

- Ammon who?

- Ammon old hand at picking locks!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amin

- Amin who?

- Amin man!

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.
My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"
Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

- What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

- He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.