Language Jokes — best jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beef!

- Beef who?

- Beef fair now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bacon!

- Bacon who?

- Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
→ Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why are oranges like bells?
→ You can peel (peal) both of them.

What food are you able to can?
→ Cannibal (can able) food.

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
→ Huckleberry Fin!

Where do fish come from?
→ Finland!

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.