Kids Jokes — best jokes

Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war?
→ He lost it in a hair raid.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?
→ Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
→ Because it comes out in conversation

- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster?

- Girl: Really? What kind of fur?

- Boy: As fur away as possible!

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster?
→ A failure.

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?
→ Drop him a line.

Where is the monster's temple?
→ On the side of his head.

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
→ A purple people eater.

Why did the monster lie on his back?
→ To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs?
→ He was all fingers and thumbs.