Kids Jokes — best jokes

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?
→ Pleased to eat you!

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?
→ Edward.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?
→ He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?
→ Sir.

- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

- Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
→ He got atomic ache.

- Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede.

- Dracula: And what did he get?

- Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

- Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.

- Igor: But what's it for?

- Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?
→ He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?
→ Daddy.