Kids Jokes — best jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
→ Run through the back door.

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
→ A monster on roller-skates.

- Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper.

- Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?
→ To see what made it run.

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?
→ The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why was the monster standing on his head?
→ He was turning things over in his mind.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.

What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand?
→ He went to the second-hand shop.