Kids Jokes — best jokes

How do you address a monster?
→ Very politely.

Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?
→ They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.

- First monster: I have a hunch.

- Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

- Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table?

- Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?
→ The bogeyman.

On which day do monsters eat people?
→ Chewsday.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?
→ He spent all day gargoyling.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?
→ He calls a head hunter.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?
→ Edward Woodward.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
→ If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!