Food Jokes — best jokes

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?
→ They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
→ A thermomeater!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?
→ A MEATing of the minds!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?
→ They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do some burger eaters have?
→ A Hardee appetite!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?
→ Well, it's back to the old grind!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?
→ They think they are in a pickle.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
→ You've got no beef, soldier!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?
→ How the meaty have fallen!