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Burger at Home
Where does a burger feel at home?
→ On the range!
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Where does a burger feel at home?
→ On the range!
Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve?
→ To a meat ball!
Where can a burger get a great night's sleep?
→ On a bed of lettuce!
When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?
→ When somebody says, 'Well done'!
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
→ During PRIME time!
When do burgers quit their jobs?
→ The day they decide to meat LOAF!
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?
→ When the chips are down!
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
→ The meatric system, silly!
What song do burgers sing on the job?
→ Gristle While You Work!