Food Jokes — best jokes

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
→ No, you should eat your fingers separately!

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How was the hamburger murdered?
→ First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
→ He throws four meatballs!

How does a burger acquire good taste?
→ With a little seasoning!

How do you make a hamburger smile?
→ Pickle it gently!

How do you make a hamburger green?
→ Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
→ Make it with blue cheese!

How do you insult a hamburger patty?
→ Call it a meatball!