Food Jokes — best jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
→ Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
→ Rink injustice!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?
→ Welcome back, Cutter!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?
→ I've been flamed!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?
→ 'Hot dog!'

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?
→ Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
→ Heidelburg-er, Germany!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
→ Sure, order a burger and a shake!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
→ Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!