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Meaty Astrology
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
→ Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
→ Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion?
→ The POTTED ones!
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week?
→ Fry-day!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!
Which burgers love to act?
→ Ham-burgers!
Which burgers can tell your fortune?
→ Medium burgers!
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
→ Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which burgers are dishonest?
→ Cat-burgers! (burglars)
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Where does a burger go on vacation?
→ The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!