Food Jokes — best jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.

- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?

- SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?
→ Stirring it.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
→ Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?
→ Fish and ships.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?
→ Bumpkin pie!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?
→ Because he had been told to ice it.

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
→ More ice cream!

Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him?
→ Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?
→ A purple people eater.